Hello all, and welcome back to fantasy basketball. First I’d love to extend a warm welcome to our old pal Jake who is back in the league after a brief hiatus. You may know Jake as the guy you don’t want your girlfriend/wife to hang out with too long because he’s low key kinda hot (weird?) but his looks won’t matter in regards to what truly is important, fantasy sports.
As you
may know, I am one of the worst fantasy basketball players on the planet.
However, THIS IS MY YEAR. That being said every year I do a power ranking on
teams based off how I think they’d fare and be in real life (which really is a
pointless thought exercise I do to make the work day go by faster). With that
being said, I present to you the power rankings and nine man rotations of each
fantasy team and decide who would be champion.
12. Sean Rockwood -
Strength – Youth/Athleticism – This team would have to be a push in transition team. Lonzo is the ultimate team player and Zion/Beal duo could make this team tough. Russell is a solid shooter/passer combo and they have some intriguing players off the bench. Could have an intriguing Russell-Beal-Bogdonovic-Sabonis/Saric-Zion lineup if they wanted to improve spacing.
Weakness – Shooting – Russell and
Beal can shoot, but Lonzo, Harrell and Zion makes spacing tough. That paint
would be extra crowded and Beal is not an elite enough player to overcome the
rest of the teams flaws. What the backcourt makes up for in shooting, it also
lacks in defensive prowess. Ultimately these weaknesses get exposed on a twelve
team league.
11. Creighton Hardy –
Strength – Guard play – Steph is
the best shooter of all time and opens up the game perhaps more than any other
player. Marc Gasol is a winner and a champion, Westbrook can be a force, and
Oubre and Collins are young ascending players who can play fast and stretch the
floor. This team is a good combination of youth/athleticism and established
all-stars/winners.
Weakness – Versatility – They don’t
really have guys who can switch up roles and switch defensively. Steph/Russ is
a small backcourt, Oubre is the only wing I trust, and Terry Rozier will think
he is the best player on the team. The shooting outside of Steph is adequate
but nothing to write home about. Unless Steph goes supernova I don’t think
they’d compete.
10. Corry Smith –
Strength – Giannis/Size – I mean this team is massive make no mistake. Giannis is the best player in the NBA and this front court would be formidable (Giannis, Horford, Ayton and Adams? Yikes). The team is also experienced and full of vets. If Hayward comes back he would be a great complement to Giannis and could even run the teams second unit.
Weakness – Shooting/Backcourt. With
Giannis, you need to surround him with shooters and maybe one secondary scorer.
Horford can shoot and defend which is why he is starting, but Teague and
Derozan are non-threats behind the three point line and even Hayward has had
his troubles there. The bench is also weak outside Ayton/Adams and you can’t
play that many bigs on a real life team and be successful. Love the frontcourt,
but the backcourt ends up killing this team and does not make a great fit with
Giannis running the show.
9. Sam DeBaltzo –
Strength – Shooting around Lebron – I mean this team could score 130 points on any given night. Lebron running things with Trae, Mccollum, Lauri and Vucevic (decent shot out to 20 feet) surrounding him? That would be tough to stop. The team is also young and ascending and could make some intriguing lineups with SGA and Bam in for Trae and Vuc.
Weakness – Defense – Yes they could
score 130, but they might give up 150. Trae Young is the worst defender in the
league, Lebron mails it in and is a communist, Lauri and Vuc are white. This
team isn’t stopping anybody. For all the love of Trae’s shooting, he actually
shot under 37% from three in college and in the pros (in part due to the
difficulty of the shot). This defense is just so bad I can’t rank them any
higher, Emperor James and all.
8. Austin Jones –
Strengths – Length/Well Rounded –
Everyone on this starting lineup in theory can shoot, defend, and score
adequately (Towns maybe less on the defense). This team would be long on the
wing, then a Paul/Towns pick and roll would be tough to stop. Jamaal and Kuzma
and Randle all scream bench scorers so that would be interesting to watch, but
this team has a bunch of solid players.
Weaknesses – Go-to scorer – Towns
is obviously the biggest candidate here but like most bigs when it matters it’s
tough to give him the ball and say go get us a bucket. Instead he’s more of a
pick and pop or pick and roll guy who is extremely skilled. I like the wings,
but am not overly excited about any of them individually. This team is super
solid top to bottom, but outside Towns I just don’t see the super top end
talent.
7. Tyler Cook –
Strengths – Wings – Today’s NBA is
all about wing play, and with Booker/Butler/Tatum/Lavine/Gordon/Grant I have
six players over 6’6 that I feel like are versatile. Jimmy is obviously the
alpha on this team, with Booker and Tatum providing secondary scoring and
Drummond gobbling up the boards. Derrick White is extremely underrated and is
good enough to defend and initiate the offense, with Zach Lavine as the sixth
man off the bench getting me more buckets when necessary. Gordon is a perfect
3-4 if I need more defense, and Bagley/Grant are perfect if I need to go small
at center.
Weaknesses – Passing – I don’t think
Tatum and Jimmy are selfish players, but that doesn’t mean they are playmakers
either. Booker is score first though he did quietly average 6 assists a game,
and Lavine is a bucket getter. Most of these guys are iso-scorers and I need
someone who can get a bucket but also create for others. White/Drummond don’t
need the ball, but someone has to initiate the offense and I’m not sure I have
it.
6. Jake Gillespie –
Strengths – Scoring/Heat Check guys
– Kyrie, Harden, Love and Lou Williams are score first and score second
options. Galinari is also a valuable scorer, and Capela is a good, switchable
big to help. This team has guys who can get in the paint and shoot and there
should be plenty of space to do work.
Weakness – Selfishness/Defense –
Kyrie is a cancer, James Harden is the highest usage player in NBA history, Lou
Williams is a score first and score second option. Galinari and Love are solid
players but offer little defensively and will probably be relegated to shooters
only. Nobody outside Capela defends. If Kyrie/Harden are hot they’ll have to
outscore teams to win but I just don’t see this lineup gelling from a chemistry
standpoint.
5. Dustin Jensen –
Strength –
Youth/Athleticism/Defense – Man is this team fun. Excluding Porter who is no
slouch, every single one of these players are fast, strong, physical freaks and
have enough skill on the perimeter. These guys are good team players, defend,
and would be impossible to stop in transition. Dustin’s 1-4 can all shoot
adequately to exception (Porter) and this is no doubt the best defensive team
in the league that extends to the bench. Terrance Ross is a great microwave
scorer in case the offense turns sluggish, and the team is versatile/switchy.
Speed, speed, speed.
Weakness – Crunch time scorer – Who
gets the ball when it matters most? None of these guys are guys I’d rely on to
get me a bucket when it matters. I also
feel like this team would struggle to score in the half court, as their
athleticism/skill level is not quite there yet. If Dustin had one go-to alpha
bucket getter this team would rank higher.
4. Jordan Heeb –
Strength – Competitiveness –
Lillard, Mitchell, Embiid and Blake are all guys who play the game to win. They
care, they are talented, and they are gamers. I feel like they’d have solid
chemistry in real life, and the Lillard/Mitchell backcourt would be tough to
stop. Blake has become a perimeter scorer who is one of the better passing bigs
in the league and guys like Ingram, Millsap, Reddick bring different strengths
off the bench. A Lillard/Embiid pick and roll combo would be unstoppable.
Weaknesses – Backcourt Defense –
Lillard and Bogdonavic aren’t exactly DPOY candidates. Mitchell has the
potential but hasn’t really been a great defender in his career. The defense
all depends on the frontcourt, but when we get to this point in the rankings
every weakness matters. Any team with solid wings could beat up on this
backcourt relentlessly. Embiid can erase a lot of mistakes, but not sure if he
can do it all with this squad.
3. Dane Jacobsen –
Strengths – Spacing – Stash
Aldridge in the corner to shoot threes, Hield and Ingles are two of the best
shooters in the game who would know their roles, and Jrue and AD have history
playing together. I like the fit of this team and excluding Hield every starter
doubles as a good to better defender. Ibaka and Aldridge could be swapped if we
need more scoring on the second unit, Lowry is a winner/game and could start
for Hield as well. This team has good players but there is a clear pecking
order with AD/Jrue as the primary ball handlers/scorers and everyone else could
buy into their new roles.
Weakness – Wing Defense – Once
again we see a team with Ingles as the only real wing defender. Jrue is one of
the best defenders in the league so maybe he could pick up some slack (he did
guard Durant primarily in their playoff matchup) but that presents it’s own
mismatch. I’d also add crunch time scoring here, as none of these guys are
players you can ask to go get you a bucket when it matters most.
2. Alec Rockwood –
Strengths –
Size/Versatility/Unselfishness – This team would be a blast to watch and has a
ton of different strengths. First, no starter is under 6’6 with Brogdon being
able to chase other point guards around. Simmons as the primary creator,
Doncic/Brogdon/Porzingis/Jackson can all shoot the ball around him and even
Draymond has his moments. This team is easily the highest basketball IQ team on
this list. Murray and Harris exist if a small guard starts burning their
defense, Draymond/Jackson is a nasty frontcourt and Simmons/Doncic/Draymond are
three of the best passers for their position in the league. Doncic can get a
bucket when the team needs one as his step back is always an option. This team
would switch on everyone and lock people down. They would also be the most
unselfish team in the league.
Weakness – Simmons shooting – I
mean we see this in real life but if Simmons doesn’t have the ball he is
useless. If Doncic is running the show Simmons/Draymond would kill spacing if
they aren’t screening for him. It’s nitpicky, but that’s why Alec’s team is
rated so highly. This can easily be remedied by staggering minutes but in
crunch time I’d rather have Doncic running the offense but Simmons only hurts
the team if he doesn’t have the ball in his hands.
1 Taylor Call –
Strengths – Wing Defense – First
off I mean holy crap. Taylor’s team would be the best in the league by a long
shot, it isn’t even close. Kawhi, George, Covington and Smart are all guys who
are on all NBA defensive teams, Conley and Jokic are the perfect team players,
and Kemba would be the perfect sixth man scorer off the bench. If you want to
go full defense, put in Myles for Jokic and throttle teams. If you want to
score 150, put in Kemba for Covington and score at will. This team is full of
guys who are straight competitors who want to win and all are established
players in the league. George, Conley and Covington would become 3 & D guys
with the offense running through Jokic and Kawhi. This team would be
unstoppable and has no weaknesses.
Weakness – Who does offense run
through, Jokic or Kawhi? - But if I had to give it one, who does the offense
run through? I feel like it’s a waste of either Jokic/Kawhi’s talents to not
have the offense go through them but I’m sure they’d make it work. Maybe run it
through Jokic and let Kawhi do his thing late in game?